I love that even the flavour text lampshades that they could focus on a more common ability associated with fantasy spiders, which is the venom
(Big Furry Monster, Right Side) Blacker Lotus Bureaucracy Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire Cardboard Carapace Chicken la King Free-for-All Giant Fan I'm Rubber, You're Glue Incoming
For instance, imagine Goblin Lackey connecting into a Turn 2 Goblin Warchief, enabling a pair of Goblin Piledrivers
Absolute Virtue was conceived as the ultimate endgame boss, meaning that a lot of fans needed to play together to defeat it, but it was very difficult to beat and required many attempts and different strategies, changing over time as the game was patched
Moreover, it gets a +1/+1 buff until end of turn for each artifact our opponents control which can easily go wild with our build and all the bananas we share